You want dice? We have got dice! Unmatched dice. No set guaranteed to match or we will fix it for you. Each set is a mere $3.50. A pittance for the hours of polyhedral fun you’ll have.
And did we mention the colours?! No two the same! Roll them! Hurl them at overbearing DMs or ungrateful players! Endless amounts of fun!*
* Your ability to be filled with fun not guaranteed. Endless may actually be a finite amount.